This Kid is the Mack
Nine-year-old Alec Greven of Castle Rock, Colorado, has written an advice book called How to Talk to Girls. Here's some of his advice, as seen in the article's slideshow:
Girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power.
A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad.
If you are in elementary school, try to get a girl to like you, not to love you.
Control your hyperness. (Cut down on sugar if you need to.)
Make sure you have good friends who don't try to take the girl you like.
Girls always like the smartest boys.
Class clowns never make a good love story with a girl, if you catch my drift.