Tuesday, June 27, 2006

McDonalds pisses me off

For many reasons, of course, but today I would like to talk about how their commercials always seem to be aimed at idiots. Lately the radio spots have been touting their "100% pure beef" hamburgers, emphasizing it with such passion as to make you actually think that making hamburgers with "pure beef" was some sort of rare treat that you can only get from the gourmet cooks at McDonalds. Look, bub, everybody's burgers are pure beef. The remarkable thing is how they take that pure beef and make it taste like sawdust, which might be why they have to reassure us that it's the real deal and that those rumors that they cut it with worm meat or pig eyeballs are false.

4 Comments:

At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 5:59:00 AM PDT, Blogger xradiographer said...

Mr. Benedetti took me and a friend to one of those health food stores that has a restaurant and serves freaky juices and I had a "Natural Ostrich" burger, becuase we all know that than unnatural ostrich is unpleasant.

 
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 8:24:00 AM PDT, Anonymous Mike said...

I should point out that the "freaky" juices were from such strange sources as carrots, apples, and ginger.

 
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 8:55:00 AM PDT, Blogger Adam Villani said...

Yeah, but I'll bet they were blended in freaky ways.

 
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 11:57:00 AM PDT, Anonymous doafy said...

Yes, and the math that says that since it's a double patty burger, that's like 200% beef.

I will have to say I always thought that McD's burgers were cut with soy. So they are dispelling rumors.

 

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