McDonalds pisses me off

For many reasons, of course, but today I would like to talk about how their commercials always seem to be aimed at idiots. Lately the radio spots have been touting their "100% pure beef" hamburgers, emphasizing it with such passion as to make you actually think that making hamburgers with "pure beef" was some sort of rare treat that you can only get from the gourmet cooks at McDonalds. Look, bub, everybody's burgers are pure beef. The remarkable thing is how they take that pure beef and make it taste like sawdust, which might be why they have to reassure us that it's the real deal and that those rumors that they cut it with worm meat or pig eyeballs are false.