Love Amongst the Revolutionaries

Perhaps as a Valentine's Day special, James Taranto directs us toward this lovely warning to "future ex-boyfriends" from Laura Quiquivix in the Daily Tarheel.

It must have been difficult to date me. My apologies. But whatever. Politics take precedence over penis. (Know this, future ex-boyfriends of mine.)

Dating me, and all of the ideology that comes with the territory, was supposed to enlighten him, but I think it might have had the opposite effect.