Insane Quote

Flavor Flav, expecting his seventh child (from someone he dated inbetween the two Flavor of Love winners), offers these words of wisdom:

Asked in September to describe his dream girl, Flav told PEOPLE: "I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!"