Celebrity & Pop News Crap

1. Joey Lawrence now sports the Bruce Willis look. Whoa.
2. Remember Kenneth Starr of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal? Now he's doing pro bono work in Alaska representing the Juneau School District in its fight against the free speech rights of a teenager who held up a "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" sign at an Olympic torch relay. And it may go to the U.S. Supreme Court.
3. Ouch. If celebrity catfights entertain you, check out this video of Tara Reid being turned away from a Hollywood nightclub while Paris Hilton waltzes right in. Personally, I would totally let hot party-girl Tara into my club while leaving bony-ass rich-bitch Paris on the sidewalk.
4. Non-celebrity news: Now they say that sunscreen can actually be harmful if not applied properly. One more thing to worry about.